I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then i saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

Text: Thomas P. Conner

Written 1952, 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' was originally sung by Jimmy Boyd, who was thirteen years old at the time. It reached no. 1 on the Billboard charts, although the song met with resistance from the more conservative forces in the Catholic Church in Boston for mixing 'lewdness and Christmas'. In 2001, the song became a movie starring Connie Sellecca and Corbin Bernsen. Santa, of course, turns out to be Dad.